I'm no great fan of the free market but if people want to sell and buy Geldof's free concert tickets on Ebay then surely that's between them and their consciences.
The saintly one has just appeared on the news encouraging hackers to attack the Ebay website and bring its whole operation crashing down.
Isn't it a criminal offence to incite others to commit a criminal act?
Over to you, Crown Prosecution Service.
It's been at least 24 hours since we had a big celebrity trial and both old and new media need something to get us through the summer.