Thursday, February 24, 2005

Pogo Dentistry: The Net Closes

I think I may have discovered who Googled for "Liverpool pogo dentistry."

In a current employment tribunal case where a Labour MP is alleged to have unfairly sacked her researcher, the MP has claimed that the researcher was suffering from mental health problems. As evidence of this she said that when she asked him to provide one page of bullet points on dentistry he produced a 100-page dossier on the subject.
Clearly, in best New Labour tradition, this dossier would need to have been 'sexed up.' And it doesn't get any more sexy or scary than pogo dentistry on Merseyside.

Floss, a dental hygienist from Liverpool, writes: "Although pogo dentistry makes it difficult to drill with a steady hand, it means their white coats billow and flutter in a most satisfactory way."

(The first person to identify the Green Wing reference in this piece wins a free sample of new KY Warming Liquid).


At 2:12 PM, Blogger pogo said...

Weird. Any thoughts of a career as a dentist were banished after I saw "Marathon Man" :-)

At 4:41 PM, Blogger Willie Lupin said...

What a pity with a name like yours!

At 12:01 AM, Anonymous Ducky said...

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