700W Croak
I do like this new frog song. I believe it has gone to the top of the Hit Parade.
I daresay that before long it will be available as a ringtone.
Talking of which, it would be a good idea if those of us who have little occasion to use these new portable telephones could download pingtones to our microwaves.
Luncheon would be greatly enlivened by a quick burst from the appealing amphibian when my croque monsieur was ready.
I might even do a little jitterbug around the kitchen.
posted by Willie Lupin @ 11:14 AM
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I'm waiting for flush tones. Bum activated choons would be good to. Anything to drown out traditional 'chamber music'.
The theme from Exodus perhaps?
A new frog song? That sounds jolly!
Oooh, microwave pingtones, what a great idea.
I couldn't tell whether you were being snarky or not, but I genuinely do like the frog thing. Then again, I don't watch telly much and don't hang around kids of a certain age.
But I'm currently in a minority of one amongst friends and acquaintances.
No, I genuinely do like it and was humming it in the garden today.
Re microwaves: Michael Rosen once told me (on a message board; I don't know him)that his microwave says "Your meal is ready", but that would drive me mad.
Actually I wrote here long ago about talking machines and said the day might come when the Hoover offered me a blow job although mythology has it that teenage boys don't wait for the Hoover to offer.
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