New Palin Family Revelation!?
Waking at four this morning (possibly because of the torrential rain) and finding I had no Red Boxes to go through because nobody has yet had the sense to make me Prime Minister, I decided to catch up with last Sunday's Observer.
On Page 31 of the main section were two photos side by side, one of the pregnant French Justice Minister and one of Bristol Palin and her boyfriend.
A single caption ran underneath both photos:
"French Minister of Justice Rachida Dati and Bristol Palin, pregnant by Levi Johnston."
For an eighteen year old in Alaska who probably doesn't own a passport, young Levi certainly puts it about a bit, doesn't he?
His MySpace page apparently stated: "Ya fuck with me, I'll kick your ass."
If the Observer is to be believed, people on two different continents have fucked with him, all too literally.
And why would a French 'cheese-eating surrender monkey' surrender to the dubious charms of an immature, right-wing, Alaskan redneck?
Of course, it might just be a cock-up.
In the Observer's captioning department, that is.
Meanwhile, on Page 15 of the Observer, another startling photo:
What looks like a picture of the pattern on a tie-and-dye T shirt (remember those?) has the caption "Dark matter, pictured".
Since nobody has ever seen dark matter and its very existence remains an hypothesis, it's very clever of the Observer to have obtained a photo of it.
Has anyone told Professor Brian Cox or Professor Stephen Hawking?
Twenty years and four billion pounds spent on the Large Hadron Collider, and all the time the Observer picture desk was sitting on a photo of the fucking stuff.
Maybe if they rummage around they'll find a picture of the Higgs Boson and tomorrow's experiment can be cancelled, to the relief of those who think we're all doomed.